Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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