Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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