Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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