ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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