After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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