i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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