That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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