C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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