doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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