i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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