office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
you will always have a special place in my vag
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
