Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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