Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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