We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
i now understand why vodka
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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