Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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