plz talk dirty to me
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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