$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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