So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Randomize
