Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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