why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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