Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
