your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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