weddingsv make me drug and hornr
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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