Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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