It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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