Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
