is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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