i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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