Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
God, you're like boner-b-gone
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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