rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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