Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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