guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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