thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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