Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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