she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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