he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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