Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Floor bacon is actually really good
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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