Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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