Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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