Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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