Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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