Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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