Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
birth control should be required to get into college
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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