He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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