I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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