Cold hands, warm shart.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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