Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
