isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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