dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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