I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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