I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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