Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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