i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Are my feet made of real feet?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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